This past Saturday we co-hosted an event @ the Hollywood Canteen called “The Get Up” with the homies Joelski, J-Won, Val the Vandal, and Tech. Don’t let the venue name fool you, this is place is not “Hollywood” at all. You won’t see Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, or Paris at this spot that’s for sure (and that ain’t a bad thing). The ladies came correct with the freak um dresses on this drunkenful evening.
Of course being as hood fabolous as we are. We had to get our pre-game on and swigg it up before the festivities. Thank goodness for Costco, KIRKLAND ALL DAY!
Now with the swag turned on like a light switch, you know we had to do it real dummy with the Range on some Kobe’s. (for all of you not up to the lingo, Kobe’s number is 24, the rims on this whip are 24′s, hence the Range on some Kobe’s) We here at UTT do not condone drunk driving, we drank, but we weren’t drunk, so we weren’t drunk driving!
Before even getting to the venue, Dustblaze had to let the Black Mamba loose on the streets of LA. What you don’t see in this pic is the car WITH two passengers inside, watching this foo piss! LOL! Funny part is, he turned away so I wouldn’t get a glimpse, but instead he gave the couple in the car a nice shot of his package.
The Joozy and the Boogie Man trying to go green and help water the soil. From the looks of it, Joozy wins by a long shot! Check out all the wetness, lol!
The Canteen has two rooms, the main room inside (some of your top 40, but not too much) and this backyardish, but definitely dolled up patio (which had the illest old school, reggae, funk joints). We had 2 UnderTheTable DJ’s outside, 2 inside. As the homie Ben Baller said it best, the homie Skor had it poppin’ like the 4th of July up in there.
That boy Joelski of DP sound tryin’ to spit game low key to the ladies on the mic, how many you take home that night player? HAHA
The patio had this. I must say whoever the hell thought of just having a pole on a little stage is a genius. We’ll come back to this later…
Dude had his Jerk game on lock! Hahaha
Dustblaze was not havin’ it! He bout to go hard on em, pause.
See y’all at the parade!
Kex Kuger kilt it with his set. Boy def. had the girls rockin’ that ish like…
They call this, ridin’ the ostrich. THIZZZZZZZZZZ
(O)(O), Jamie, friend, and Chantizzle.
Joe.U.Kno kept it gully and blew the crap out the speakers inside. Talk about no highs.
This is about 11-11:15ish, the inside had me sweating like a fat guy running for the ice cream truck. I see you Jamie!
Now, looking at this picture, you might not understand how big these bottles are in person.
So here’s Robin to give you an idea of how big this thing is. Oh Robin, you and your bottles!
So, this place decides to have short spurts of drink specials. And the drink special that brought everyone to the bar were the $5 patron shots. Okay, it wasn’t patron, (el don) but who really cares when it’s $5 a shot right?
I think Melissa and baby Dabu, I mean Maryann (she’s gonna kill me for that one) are starting to feel the effects of the alcohol, so is my camera lens. SMH @ the blurriness.
Cheryl workin’ that pole like a PRO! Have you done this before? Get emmmmmm!
The Patio jumpin’ off!
Kex and his main squeeze.
The Boogie Ronsta also getting his “squeeze” on. Lol I had to do it.
Krisna, Danielle, Marilen, and Jenelle came thru to show some love to the crew. LFT in the cut!
If you guys ever wondered, “who the hell is that guy always with UnderTheTable?”, we’ll set the record straight and tell you all now. He’s our personal security (he owns a black belt in UFC Undisputed with Rampage), our designated driver (who apparently drinks as well?), and our secret weapon on the turntables that turn labels. LOL. Here is is with miss Mia.
Dustblaze and Maryann throwin up the “DB=Dustblaze” gang signs.
Ohhh girls.
The homie Rocky and friend.
Mr. and Mrs. Skor
Wow, drunk! SMH @ myself, goob!
Clarence slippin’ a Roofie, I mean Floorie in the ladies drink (im joking).
“YOU FUCKED UP THE PICTURE!!! TAKE ANOTHER ONE”
Sweet….last second pics before the place had to close.
On the fastest trip home we spotted a Cowboy.
The UTT after hours spot to grab a quick bite to eat, SHYOCK IN DEE BOX. WHAAAA?!? Mini buffalo ranch chicken sandwhiches?!? Your kidding me!
And look who we spot next to us in the drive thru trying to cut. The Jamie’s, what I failed to capture was Jamie opening the door to yack! Hahaha
Clarence busting up after Jamie opened the door to yack.
Overall rating of Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken sandwhiches 3/5 stars. They were alright, I’m sure if I wasn’t drunk I probably wouldn’t buy them. Tweet about the meal, and we out! “TWITTER GOODBYE!”
Thanks again to everyone who came out to support us, we had an awesome time. I can honestly say that everyone who was there had a good time as evidenced by the vomit, the plenty of times I heard “I’m faded”, and the girl who got kicked out (we’ll leave her name out, lol). Next event that’s a must go to, Joe.U.Kno’s Bday celebration @ Heat Ultra Lounge, June 16th Tuesday, and at RA Sushi in Torrance @ the Del Amo Mall Saturday June 20th! Thank you to all our guests and friends that came thru. Big up to Joelski, J-Won, Val the Vandal and Tech for having us come thru and bless the spot.
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JUNE 17 UPDATE
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I’m going to send eveyone who attended over to your site…Joe, i have your needles.
Thank you once again. Ya’ll were invited for a reason. You all killed it. Thanks. I’m gonna make a trip one of your spots. Keep me posted…for the record, I did not take any females home, my girl was there! And then it was announced bout the getup trip to Vegas, which I hadn’t told her about. Then Butch says, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”…had fun explaing that one. LOL
thank ya’ll for coming out. you guys brought the heat on the 1s and 2s. your guests were wyldin out too and we glad everyone enjoyed themselves.
Lets do it again, that shit was poppin
did baby dabu hit the pole ?
i got a pole at the pad – makes any party, better