So me and Designated/Dickhead Dave rolled up to J.Lounge in downtown LA for the Freaks Fest party hosted by Usual Suspects LA/Blended Events/Blush and let me tell you, the FREAKS definitely came out!
*Warning adult/mature content inside. ENJOY!
Pulled up to the spot and the party was already jumpin’ off. I was spinning out in the back patio killin’ em with the 90′s jams and I must say it had that house party vibe to it. People standing around drinking, fights, dancing, speakers going out throughout the night (thanks Frenchy the Douchebag sound/manager for your shitty speakers that you care so much for. We literally had the volume at an all time low, master and gains at 11 oclock. I can play my speakers louder @ my crib than at this place. Then he tells us the sound/amps keep clipping because were pushing the speakers too much? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!).
Alright now that I got that rant outta my system. It’s Zer the Saw man.
DUDE! WAYNES WORLD! EXCELLENT! David was smart, he didn’t have to do much for this costume it’s basically his wardrobe minus the mullet.
Got some of the most surprising requests from people. They actually wanted to take pictures with me, why? I don’t know, but the majority of people said I looked “scary”, really?
Patio crowded from end to end.
Indo had the illest Rufio costume. At one point during the night I think the crowd chanted “RU-FI-O! RU-FI-O!”
Lol Jonart with the “OH MY GAWSHH!” costume. I knew David was gay! He looks comfortable with that in his hand. LOL
Element and his posse.
It’s Deebo!
The masked couple Chriz and Mer.
Ibay and Mike
Me counting the first time the speakers went out. SMH!
The guest host for the evening adult starlet Michelle Maylene getting the $1000 costume contest started courtesy of NaughtyLottery.com.
I wasn’t able to get the best view of the costume contest, but as you would think, it was mad raunchy.
Caught a glimpse of all the pervs enjoying Jackie’s costume. I wonder what it is?
Get emmmmmm!
Yummy!
Photo op with the guest host for the evening. She says yummy!
G.I. Jane sammich!
Alcohol starting flow amongst the ladies.
Kary and friends getting comfy.
It’s almost 2010, gay is in. Simple math equation that I’m sure these two and whoever knows them would agree with. Alcohol+these two=TROUBLE!
Now were talking. Fake eyelashes for days though! Y’all get a pass 1) because it’s halloween and 2) your all speaking in tongues.
Mel and Dianna acting like they didn’t see anything.
Yeah, when you spot areola it’s about to get a lil crazy……
“She, she li li li lick me like a lollipop”
Yeah, lollipops are that new pifff. BUTTER SCOTCH YO!
After taking one for the team, I had to take a pic with the solider.
Anyone wanna party with us now?
HOLY! wth. did you go to a porn convention